Chemistry is the lesson for the suicidally inclined. When you aren't being physically bored to death by the theory or trying to kill yourself because you'd rather do that than die of boredom because of the theory, stuff that's not good for your health spits on you. Mm. Was heating a test tube the other day in practical filled with 360 degree pumice stone and paraffin oil, which decided to force itself out of the bung tube and spray all over my neck. Hurt a bit, but I just laughed my head off. I don't know why. The fumes just do it to you.
*deep breath*
Yeah. I'm really sorry... I missed Fiona's birthday so I'm sorry Fiona, and also, I belie